It’s been a while since that Britney Houston layed out a new parody for us all to laugh at, but he/she is back with a flock of fem-tastic draggies named, The Britney Cat Dolls. Check out their rendition of “When I Grow Up” by the Pussycat Dolls. Too much heat for you? Well, grab a moist towelette and take a break from the computer!

Check out Britney’s coverage on MTV News here.

If you have 10 minutes, listen to Syleena Johnson freestyle about everything from nappy-headed niggas to being a bad bitch! She may be extremely underrated, but if you get into Syleena the way that I do, than you know she is amazing. Go on and treat yourself to some of this good shit.

Syleena Johnson’s new album Chapter 4: Labor Pains is due out on September 2nd.

Pharrell has decided that it is time to grow up, and in the process of doing that he needs to get rid of those tattoos of his.

The NERD frontman - who last month played an exclusive set at Harvey Nichols to launch his latest collections - has revealed that he is trying a revolutionary new removal procedure, which involves applying new skin over old body art.

“It’s basically like getting a skin graft, but you’re not taking skin from your ass or your legs. These guys actually grow the skin for you, [WHAT?! — Kid Fury]” he explains. “First you have to give them a sample of your skin, which they then replicate. Once that’s been done, they sew it on - and it’s seamless.” [ source ]

Okay, so to do away with the tattoos, you are going to have somebody grow you some new skin over them? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Here’s a theory: If you don’t think you are going to want your tattoos forever, don’t get any at all. That way you don’t have to get some YT folk to start a flesh farm all over your body. Just an idea.

So, Tyra Banks finally garnered her own wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Washington, DC. Looks like the wig came straight from the real Tyra’s closet shelf. I guess we should all say congratulations. This is supposedly some kind of symbol of fame and success.

I, personally, am not a fan of Madame Tussauds Wax Museum. Besides the fact that the figures are creepy as hell, my grandaunt Ruby once went psycho over a copy of Sammy Davis Jr. during a visit and embarrassed the whole damn family. I’m never going back. 

Ne-Yo, if you don’t sit your Corn Nut head ass down somewhere, it is going to be a problem. This has to be the elite fuckery footage of the day. First, of all this “A Milli” craze is becoming a plague. I have heard about 5,000 versions of it and almost all of them are garbage. This is one of the worst — and the fact that Ne-Yo made a video for it (when it’s not even his song)…I’m not dealing with this bullshit today.

Now you can wear the name of Soulja Boy on your feet while your bouncing around to his music. 

Is gearing up for the release of his sophomore music effort, titled “iSouljaBoy,” Soulja Boy apparently won’t let his young age prevents him from invading the other world aside from recording. The teen rapper has just inked a multi-year sneaker and apparel deal with Dallas-based clothing company Yums Shoes.

“The Soulja boy exclusive shoe will be released in the fall along with my album,” so the star told Billboard. “The Soulja Boy cartoon will also be released in the fall, so there’s three things to look out for.” [ source ]

If ever there were a time to scream out “Yahhhh!”. What should Soulja’s line of kicks be called?

…and because news is slow for me today. This photo is for the ladies…and some of you fellas (let’s be realistic — I don’t discriminate). Trey Songz is feeling his new hair cut and himself all together. This new photo appeared on his Myspace page not too long ago and now I’m seeing it on a lot of sites. Boy, you so full of it!

Milly Will recently performed her single, “We Break The Dawn”, at the Apple Store in Chicago where she had a bit of vocal problems at the beginning of the set. “I feel like I got mace sitting in my throat,” she said. Nah, that was no mace. That was a drive-by Creole attack. The environmental power of Tina K. will not be ignored — you already know this.

Once Michelle got the frog out, she delivered a pretty good performance. Just watch out for the flying monkeys, girl!

Jay-Z caught wind of the comments Amy Winehouse made about Kanye West during last week’s Glastonbury Festival in the UK (she called him a cunt…feel free to die here) and decided to speak out – in a positive manner.

“She said something about Kanye late on [in her set] but I didn’t hear it,” he said. “I don’t agree with it. He’s my brother and the biggest artist on Roc-A-Fella right now. … I guess I should hook them up, because he’s a great guy, too. I don’t know what the problem is. I don’t know where that came from.” [ source ]

Honestly, I would not have even entertained Winecooler’s insult. I love her, but she’s a fucking crackhead. Since when has the disrespectful commentary of a junkie been worth anyone’s time and/or energy? I’m surprised Amy didn’t just fall over onstage and start singing “I’m a Little Teapot”, hell!